Oskar's Trip so far.

For those of you who do not know, I have been for the past 9 days on the adventure of a lifetime. I am writing from Sydney (Rory is writing because I type frustratingly slowly and it drove Rory mental) which I arrived at yesterday.
Arriving on ther 24th by train and coach having missed the flight operated by the evil fascists (Tiger Airways [who checks-in 4 hours early anyway?!]), I stayed in Canberra and Wollongong for 3 nights each, experiencing the somewhat frightening patriotism and underage alcoholism of the Canberrans during the Australia day festivities and brawls. From Wollongong, I travelled south to the brilliant sandy beaches of Jervis [jarvis] , staying on Bravo Secure HMAS Creswell, where normal NSW legislation is null and void and anything goes (Creswell is technically on waters of the ACT). Whilst there, I managed to destroy a 14 foot yacht in the 3 metre swells in the bay and catch a Taylor (fish) that was mediocre and undersized (HMAS Creswell is located within the Jervis Bay Marine Sanctuary, so the fish are plentiful and only legal to catch in the restricted waters of the base). I kissed the fish before throwing it back, a trick I learnt from television. Last night Rory and I stayed at the Sydney Central YHA, where we shared a 4 bed dorm with 2 Italians (Andrea and Gephlibiliba [He said his name with poor English and too fast to comprehend, leaving a fair bit to the imagination]). Today I plan on catching the Manly Ferry (to Manly) after exploring the fairly inferiorly cultured city of Sydney (the Kebabs {they don't know what a souvlaki is} are good though).
Until next time,
Oskar (and rory)